boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

drunktrophywife:

I don’t share my food or my feelings

(via irrelevant-tho)

black people: black
white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
asian people: not chinese

oomshi:

hallmoniter:

squirting is so hot

i love a good water gun fight

(via amywinehouseofficial)